The bottle says "in the book of Exodus, the ancient Hebrews survived 400 years of bondage before the ultimate Supreme Court dropped the ten deadly plagues on the land of the taskmasters, and the head dictator, Pharaoh. Even the, only begrudgingly did he let my people go. The freedom ride across, nay through the sea left a band of wandering nomads broke and suffering, no doubt with a profound hunger - and a mighty thirst. Enter the manna: a glorious gift to nourish body and soul. Manna was said to combine the tastes of everything most delicious to each individual, depending on their desire. And as the good book says, Each shall gather according to one's need and shall enjoy a double portion for thine chosen time of rest. Manna fed the entire tribe, but traction suggests the righteous received manna ground in a heavenly mill, while the wicked had to grind it below for themselves. Hear o' tribe of Schmaltz - Behold: a celebration of the flower of the craft beer revolution! A golden opportunity to feed your inner hop head and rejoice in HOP MANIA, our newest delicacy of the modern He'brew Beer family. L'Chaim!"
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